Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak
It never hurt as good again.
Love. Loss. Love lost. Stories gained.
You wouldn’t litter, but cheated plenty.
My mother warned me about you.
Boyfriend? In the nightstand with batteries.
He died. I lived. You came.
Manhattan presents countless options. It’s problematic.
Don’t worry. I’ll make myself come.
Hearts never look both ways first.
I loved the idea of you.
Will always follow you. On twitter.
I never said I wanted this.
He’s off heroin and crack – yay!
Soul mate found in grade nine gym.
You holding my hair, me puking.
I’m not marrying for love twice.
We met on Halloween. No costumes.
I trusted her forever. Good choice.
Good sex was all we had.
My mother died. You’re not her.
Waiting to forget your name again.
Forgot why I left; went back.
Butterflies still kicking after ten years.
He still needs me at sixty-four.
Marry me, boy, said the cougar.
In his smile I saw forever.
Still have hope. Maybe he’ll change.
You loved, lied, cheated, me too.
She wanted Gatsby. Got “Gets By.”
Therapist:”you went back after that?”
Said I pulled out, I lied.
Among your sexiest attributes: health insurance.
Loved them all, for a minute.
Unfortunately eight inches was not enough.
Sex. Three weeks from Thursday, OK?
He sees the me I don’t.
Love, unreturned is still worth feeling.
I love you but fuck you.
They all came before they left.
She owns my heart, always will.
Was a tramp; now a feminist.
It’s better when you’re the celebrity.
I searched him on Google. Nothing.
He lied, I cried, love died.
Diagnosis: Bipolar. He still loves me.
So this is me, getting out.
I’m too old for this shit.
Find, feel, fuck, forgive, forget. Fantastic.
No closet could hide this love.
Years of pillow talk. Blackberry breakup.
Everyone’s crazy except you and me.
Let’s live on an island together.
His fists loved me. He didn’t.
She broke my heart by e-mail.
Sorry, it was the Paxil talking.
We’ll break up before this prints.
Call me when you get home safely.
I’m your one that got away.
In hindsight, I’d still choose you.
I told you it affects me.
May I have the last dance?
I need a looser deadline, baby.
-from the book Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak.



